Funnie

I don't know why he's set up this section or what it's for but i've posted on it just to be the first!!

and im the second

I'll be third then

Must be my lucky number!!!!!!!

You're all mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It it for jokes and amusing stories then??

11's my lucky number but can't be arsed to wait to be the 11th post!!

What do you call a with no eyes??

FSH

hahaha

There were 2 in a tank. One said to the other, "How dyu drive this thing?!!"

hahaha

P.S. I love the way when you write FISH you get a !!!

2 parrots sat on a perch, one says, "Can you smell something fishy??"

hahaha!!!
Lame I know


I'll try and get some better ones than that!!

Kit XXX XXX

two eggs in a frying pan, one say "hot in here init?" the other one says "bloody ell a talking egg!"
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.two eggs being boiled in a pan, one says to other one "hot in here init?" other one says "Wait while they get you outside, they'll smash your head in!"

they were that funny Benson!

STUDY OF CATS

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats