Partner in crime

As i am now on a very short countdown to my holidays and i will be extremely busy tidying up for the burglars and such, i am leaving my new partner in crime John Hanson in charge of keeping the forum interesting (Benson has neglected me long enough and has defected to 'FACEBOOK') if i return to find the forum has slumped in entertainment value, witty stories and interestingly usless facts then there will be trouble my lad!!
I am also depending on Ms Laycock to keep you all up to date with the kennel happenings and fully supported by Karlie Warley.
There you all have your orders, i will check in before i depart just to see how they're getting along.

Oh cheers Jules... set me up for a fall there! There's no way I can live up to your crazy antics, useless facts, and 'interesting' stories. You have the advantage of having a house full of rescue animals to keep you busy.

That being the case... sign me up for Smokey, little Harry, erm... I'll have erm... King too for good measure. Two weeks holiday for them at my house haha. I'll set up a live webcam feed and let the destruction rip

Anyway, have a good holiday. You deserve one, and bring me a stick of rock. Repayment for all the cream buns haha

They don't do rock in Portugal!
As for all the cream buns they were gratefully recieved and devoured and are happily coming to Portugal with me as an extra 2 inch on my bum!
If its excitement you want then you'd be much better with Mad Molly, Little Harry (she will be so pleased to see him again ) and a little bit of King - all loving playful dogs that are a recipe for total demolition when stirred up together - Lets get ready to rumble

Well whatever they DO do in Portugal.. I want seven of them haha

Very nice waiter's!!!!!
Don't think you'll want one of those will ya.

No thanks. A nice little brunette portugese girl might suffice though

when he says girl im sure he means 'young woman'!

Yes I do officer! About 21 years old will do just fine for me

GET ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont mind paying the import tax either!!

Tut tut tut, Benson you could have a daughter that age!

Crikey... look who's back!

Oh yes i'm back and if your lucky i'll show you my white bits and if your unlucky I'LL SHOW YOU EM ALL!!!!

Oh cripes.. I'm having a bad day already without that thought thanks!

Oh dear, hope things don't get any worse for you dearie